Haiwai'i 5-0

Big blue sky
and fire and water,
a real big birth
for a real big quiff.

Police .38s
and "Bukem Danno",
another case solved
just one per week.

Paradise cleaned up
once again,
some scum just sieved
some filth just filtered.

Big canoes and big
bronzed beach bums,
bikini girls
and great big surfboards.

All I wanna do
is flick thru channels
take me there
just one more time.