100 Dead Cats

I saw a 100 dead cats
hanging on the wall
they grinned at me through gritted teeth
asked when was I going to call

I saw a 100 dead cats
walking down the street
they took me to a drummer
who had a very badbeat

I saw a 100 dead cats
snorting up cocaine
oh they smelt so badly
but they felt no pain

I saw a 100 dead cats
knocking at my door
I said you're not the pol-ice
what you come here for?

I saw a 100 dead cats
swimming in the sea
they said they'd swim forever
they said they'd swim for me

I saw a 100 dead cats
dancing on my grave
they did the hokey-cokey
with me and Tony Blair

I saw a 100 dead cats
their skin all wracked and torn
a hurricane had passed here
a 100 dead black kittens born

I saw a 100 dead cats
eating the flesh of the just-deceased
they asked me for some afters
I gave them vinegar and peas

I saw a 100 dead cats
running a-running down the street
those doggies were a-running
run right off their feet

I saw a 100 dead cats
flying in the storm
their wore some bright-red mittens
to keep their toes-ies warm

I saw a 100 dead cats
burn in the desert night
kerosene and petrol
burned a pussy bright

I saw a 100 dead cats
playing on an atomic bomb
I said now you be careful
they said, just sing your song